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November 16, 2004

exclusive high class escort service busted

News of the world has just busted an exclusive high class escort service used by the very rich and employing known super models and Hollywood starlets. Link to article

It won't be long before names begin to be published since the FBI has stuck there nose into it.

Here's the link to the exclusive escort site: Nici's girls

Not much to look at, you need a privileged membership which they only give out if you got mega bucks.

As I'm writing this, my mouth is salivating at the thought of who may be exposed in this little scandal. I can't wait till this ends up in some court, unless some high ranking politician sticks his nose into it and pushes it under the rug.

Movies you don't want to see

DreamWorks studios are on the search for a screen writer to do a Bay watch movie with an intended release of sometimes in 2006.

Can't be that hard to come up with a script, Bay watch was all about the babes, so I attempted to write one.

BAY WATCH ? THE MOVIE

Scene 1: Pan in to hot babes in skimpy bikini's running on a beach.

Scene 2: Scumbag ecological terrorist dumps rancid vegetable oil in to the sea, which was once used in oil wrestling match...

Scene 3: Hot Bay watch babes infiltrate oil wrestling federation.

Scene 4: Bay watch babes have a shot at oil wrestling championship belt. David Hasselhoff appears in a cameo as the referee.

Scene 5: Scumbag finds out about the Bay watch moles and tries to sabotage the wrestling championship match by adding battery acid into the wrestling oil.

Scene 6: Plan is foiled by a buxom Bay watch babe who knocks the terrorist out with her double D breasts, unfortunately acid spills on David Hasselhoff and he melts into a puddle of mucous, leaving only his hair.

Final scene: Pan in to hot babes in skimpy bikini's running on a beach.

The End!

This is of course only a draft, but if any DreamWorks executives is reading this and would like to use it, send me 1 million dollars to my Paypal account and I'll have the final script ready to go.

Greetings from Afghanistan

I have a buddy working in Afghanistan, and he sent me this picture of his new work truck.

I could use one during traffic rush hour.

Sites that give me love.

Props goes to Hoes.com Nude Celebrities, he just gave me a link to Duuh on his celebrity page.

Goatse's return

You just never know where he will pop up (or is that spread out?)

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