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September 17, 2004

How weird is this?

How weird is this?

Soon to be married Britney Spears will be having her wedding in Las vegas. Her hubby to be, Kevin Federline is planning to have his bachelor party in the same room where Britney spent her first honeymoon.

I guess he just want's to leave his jizz on the bedsheets, kind of like what animals do marking their territory.

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Last words from the olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his

balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

People with too much time on their hands

This guy created a photo album of just Real dolls

What's really disturbing is the real doll heads stored on stakes.

Sent in stuff

Let's continue with some more disturbing shit...

Bas sent in a link to a scientific studie from the Natural History Museum of Rotterdam. It's entitled First case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard (pdf format) (A mallard is a duck)

Your tax dollar hard at work.

Seen by Ali

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A joke by Chris.

A businessman was in Japan for a meeting. One night there, he gets drunk and solicits a Japanese prostitute. The whole time during sex, the hooker keeps moaning, "Nagachi ana! Nagachi ana!" The businessman assumes she's complimenting his prowess in bed and keeps going. The next day, he's playing a round of golf with some Japanese businessmen. One of the Japanese swings and lands a hole in one. The American, trying to impress his cohorts with his knowledge of Japanese, claps and says, "Nagachi ana!" The Japanese businessman turns to him and says, "What do you mean, the wrong hole?"

Thanks for all the sent in stuff, makes my job easier.

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