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September 06, 2004

Britney's ex husband gets chick tricked

Labor day weekend is winding down and I had a great weekend of just drinking beer and playing Party poker. Made myself 300$, so I can't complain. Hope everyone else had a good weekend, now time to get to work.

Britney's ex husband gets chick tricked

Jason Alexander, 55 hours ex-hubby to Britney Spears was seen cruising a hot blond in a Miami night club recently.

The funny part is that the "she" is actually a she-male.

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Jason and She male

I wonder if that encounter made him think of the song Lola by the Kinks?

I met her in a club down in old Soho

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

See-oh-el-aye cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola

El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy

But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

I have to be honest, after seeing her (him? it?) website, I can understand how any horny guy can mistake it for a hot babe. Especially after having quite a few drinks...

Don't believe the hype

Ever watch MTV cribs and wonder how some of these so called singers can afford all those luxury cars and huge house without even being able to sell over a million records?

Even selling a few millions wont make you a millionaire to afford that kind of lifestyle, after the record company and distributors have taken their huge cut. Here's the dirty little secret... everything is rented. From the bling bling diamonds around the neck to those 150$k + cars and luxury home. It's all about the image being projected to the masses.

Ja Rule is now being sued for damages to the property he rented that was featured on Cribs as his...

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Sent in stuff

Just like promised, I sent out gmail invites in exchange of something funny. Google bumped up my invites, so I still have 4 more to give out. Contact me with something funny and get yours.

It's been a long time since I posted any Christina pics. Here's one sent in by Dash

christina Aguilera nipple ring

Now this one is scary picture of an extremely hairy guy, sent in by Pete.

makes me wonder where he's been surfing to get this picture... It's all good.

grizzly-adams

Okaggi sent in a link to the best of Craiglist

I really liked this one To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! . Mostly because I was going to run a similar gag on this site last week and overlooked it. I snooze, I lose.

Funny video

One of the things I miss not working for some big company is the silly pranks and camaraderie of the workplace, and of course all the recently divorced women looking to get laid.

I received this video from the gang at RTLimo in Chicago where they seem to like to torture co workers on video.

Does your boss know that your surfing this site on company hours?

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