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April 14, 2005

Britney is pregnant

"The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together."
"There were reports that I was in the hospital this weekend. Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well."
It's finally confirmed that Britney is in fact 4 months pregnant just like the tabloids reported two weeks ago.

Now the question is what is the sex of the baby? Her loose lipped publicist flak let it slip out when the question of how the mom to be was doing.
"She's OK. Mother and daughter are doing fine."

Walking STD case
Michael Vick the star quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is being sued for 4 million dollars for infecting Sonya Elliott a 26-year-old geriatric therapist with herpes. Sonya claims that she got infected April 13, 2003 (Happy Herpes B-day!) when Michael placed his unwrapped dick on her hot snatch.
It's also alledged that Vick has known that he was infected for some time but just didn't like to talk about his condition.
He's been using different aliases, including Ron Mexico (probably where he got infected) to get treated discreetly.

It can be a little harder to get some hot slutty groupies to sleep with you when they find out your infected with some S.T.D.

This story got me thinking how many more celebs are out there infected with some oozing afliction, I'd bet my Whitney Houston
crack pipe collection that the infection rate is much higher that the general population. It would make for an interresting research paper.

Closer to winning a Darwin Award (video)
Motorcycle + ramp + speed = Idiot
Dumb ass stunt video
Got to love the famous last words: "You can go twice as fast!"

A republican role model
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Edit April 15, 2005
I've received some e-mails about this picture so i'll do some explaining.
First, the picture is of 17 year old sassy pop and movie star Hillary Duff. Second, Hillary is a staunch supporter of the republican party and the party's policy toward any sex education is to preach only abstinence, hence the subtle humour of the photo.

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Posted by Nick at April 14, 2005 04:11 PM

Comments

Hey - great site - just wondering who is the girl in the picture with the trojans?

Posted by: Ted at April 15, 2005 11:13 AM

if you had a teenage daughter you would know that it is Hillary Duff and the guy with her is Jesse Mcartney.

Posted by: The_milf at April 15, 2005 02:24 PM

Im afraid to say the hilary duff is a fake, ive seen the orginaly picture as well, but cant find it at the moment.

Posted by: Will at April 15, 2005 08:49 PM

That is obviously not a real picture. That condom look like a horrible CG project gone wrong. The idea is hilarious but i dont believe it.

Posted by: aymon at April 16, 2005 06:21 AM

Yup, it's a fake photoshopped pic.

Posted by: Nick at April 16, 2005 10:04 AM

Yes it indeed is a fake, here is a link to the real photo.
http://img143.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img143&image=hangingoutinlawithfriendsandfa6.jpg.

Posted by: The_milf at April 16, 2005 10:14 AM

who cares its fucking hilarious

Posted by: Josh at April 26, 2005 06:38 AM

yeah the photo is fucked up but she really is fucking me she's a freak

Posted by: the player at May 14, 2005 04:07 AM

my sister told me that hillary duff is pregnet with joel maddens baby i dont believe her but anyone know the truth

Posted by: demi at June 1, 2005 07:42 AM

Plenty of them have got something. Hot ones, too. Who'd have guessed? You'd still fuck 'em. That's because you're not gonna die from it. It's not a huge deal.

Posted by: Normalia at June 17, 2005 06:24 PM

Hey milf. the link you posted ( Posted by: The_milf at April 16, 2005 10:14 AM

Yes it indeed is a fake, here is a link to the real photo.
http://img143.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img143&image=hangingoutinlawithfriendsandfa6.jpg. )

is a DEAD link.
I would love to see the original

Posted by: wookiee38 at July 18, 2005 04:05 AM

you have to copy the link into the address bar. o yea the guy in the pic is NOT Jesse McCartney.

Posted by: jess at July 31, 2005 06:14 AM

No the link does work. Just copy it and remove the dott at the end:
http://img143.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img143&image=hangingoutinlawithfriendsandfa6.jpg

Posted by: hilaryrocks at July 31, 2005 10:36 AM

It is funny, but i sorta feel bad 4 hilary, u know? someone photoshoping a condom into her purce and having it posted on the internet? But, i don't really like hilary duff either! she's dating joel madden! I LOVE JOEL MADDEN! :( ohwell, it will never happen.....

Posted by: Ali at August 1, 2005 04:07 PM

hilary is not dateing joel madden from good charlotte! and is think i have to have s*x with somebaby instad of joel! so ya DON'T ASK ME WHAT SHE IS THINK I F***ING GASSED ok!

I LOVE GOOD CHARLOTTE AND SIMPLE PLAN.
i love billy martin benji and joel madden

Posted by: #@!$ you whores at August 11, 2005 09:22 PM

i just wanted to tell all the stars that yall r all kewl luv yall all!good luck!

Posted by: katrina at August 15, 2005 04:34 PM

Vick has to pay for what he did. That's horrible when people consciously infect other people with HIV oe AIDS. I get very upset when I hear about such situations.

Posted by: herpes virus at October 14, 2005 06:37 AM

I can't belive that Hilary Duff is Jesse Mcartney's girlfriend.

Posted by: Rachel at February 12, 2006 05:43 PM

What a fucking slut, I hate hilary duff...who ever would go out with her i don't know...but i think it was the biggest mistake for poor Joel to go out with her, she changed him into a fucking prep....he's ment to be a punk rocker....FUCKING SLUt....and that's not Jesse mccarteny...that's her cousin Travis villena

Posted by: F*** at March 26, 2006 07:56 PM

Idnt kno i heard that shes pregnant with joel's kid but who knows..all i kno is that shes not miss goodie to shoes Lizzie McGuire anymore..n that guy in the pic kinda does look like jesse (i love him) but yea n the whole condom thing whe hell n who walks around with c through purces any way..N Joels ugly as hell.but i do have to agree with "Fuck" joel is suppost to be punk hes in a punk band come on'..

Posted by: Lizzie at April 7, 2006 05:52 PM

i dun whether hils is but dats no reson 2 bandy roun stuf bout er u cow!! this is a crap site anyway

Posted by: Katherine at June 5, 2006 11:48 AM

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