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June 23, 2005

Tom Cruise Squirted

During Tom Cruise's world tour to promote "War of the worlds", his stop in London got a little nasty when some fake reporter squirted Tom with water from his fake microphone. The incident which I guess is considered hi brow humour over there in Britain, only made the culprit look like an idiot for pulling the stunt.
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Let's face it, Tom is doing a fine job on his own to look stupid, so stunts like these don't need to be pulled.
Here's some highlights of his past stupidities.

On the Oprah show, jumping up and down on his chair and yelling "I'm in Love! I'm in Love!"
Blabbing on and on, and to the horror of movie executives... only mentioning "War of the worlds" in the final minutes of his interview.
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In a interview with Entertainement Weekly, he goes and blurbs that the drug Methodone was originaly called Adolophine because "it was named after Adolf Hitler"
What? Have another sip of Adolophine Tom.

Getting engaged to Kathie Holmes last weekend.

So you see there is no need to pull lame pranks and run the risk of getting arrested, celebs do a fine job on their own to look stupid.

Nicky Hilton naked
Not quite naked, she's wearing body paint.
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Posted by Nick at June 23, 2005 05:24 PM

Comments

Nice labia, eurgh.

Posted by: Colby at June 25, 2005 03:13 AM

Nikki Hilton photos are fake guys. Sorry.

Posted by: Cliff at June 27, 2005 06:33 PM

These were taken for a magazine cover and are definitely not fakes. Cliff, a little more faith in the tacky behavior of the Hilton's, please. They have worked hard to prove wealth and breeding are no handicaps to trashy behavior.

Posted by: Sarge at August 9, 2005 09:04 AM

sorry i agree with colby. they are fakes. they just replaced the chicks head with Nikkie Hilton.

Posted by: angellic at August 22, 2005 06:26 PM

if they replaced her head w/ Niki then why is Paris paiting her in the second pic?!?!?!...I am sure that they replace it w/ Parises' head...because that's something Paris and Niki would do !!!

Posted by: Jessica at September 5, 2005 10:12 PM

hows about this to prove it?
http://www.alsangels.com/profiles/diana.html

Posted by: sanjita at September 6, 2005 07:51 PM

yeah plus with all the money the hiltons have dont you think they would get a better artist that body paint looks like shit. they would be able to get like on of the Sports Illistrated artist to do it.

Posted by: FatFace at October 15, 2005 12:14 AM

its fake becuz nikki hiltons breast arent that big

Posted by: yo momma at October 31, 2005 10:00 PM

dam if only that was real...she so hot

Posted by: 123billclinton at November 10, 2005 12:19 AM

SKEEEEET SKEEEEET SKEEEEET

Posted by: Sam at November 28, 2005 09:10 PM

Nikki Hilton body paint pics are faked. Go to ALSscans.com and look for Diana to see the real girl.

Posted by: Holdstill at January 27, 2006 03:34 AM

"The incident which I guess is considered hi brow humour over there in Britain"

Yeah because Americans are known for their really clever sense of humour. British humour is considered the best in the world in most countries. Americans are considered the stupidest people in the world in most countries.

Posted by: Rich at February 4, 2006 10:00 AM

Nikki's got much smaller breasts from what I've seen. And besides that...just exactly when do you think Paris would let her sister upstage her...you know damn well she'd be right in there getting painted too.

Posted by: Slikky Hilton at March 20, 2006 02:58 PM

What ever happened to ALSscans.com??? They were there one day and gone the next??? As for the Hiltons, does anyone know if they do any foot fetish pics???

Posted by: Larry at May 24, 2006 10:37 PM

"...I guess is considered hi brow humour over there in Britain". Ironic coming from the country that gave us Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges and Eddie "let's beat this joke till it dies screaming then make a film based on it" Murphy

Posted by: Prince Charles at June 30, 2006 07:29 PM

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