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November 07, 2005

Ashlee Simpson drunk

She's obnoxious when she's sober and even more so when she's drunk.

Ashlee Simpson drunk

Mariah Carey nipple peek
Did her tits just get bigger?

A new month, another sex tape
Sports Illustrated model Carolyn Murphy has had her nuptial sex tape stolen and being shopped around right now.
The sex video was shot during her honeymoon to ex husband and surfer Jake Schroeder and spans a whopping 17 days.
Rumour is that Internet Commerce group the company that runs Female celebrities and Male celebrities and is also involved in a lawsuit with the Colin Farrell–Nicole Narain sex tape has possession and will be releasing it in the near future.

Shot in 1999 in Barbados, the 2 hour tape includes some wild acrobatic sex acts performed by Carolyn but performance by Jake is less than stellar clocking in an average of 7 minutes per 24 hour period... Probably the reason she divorced him.

Here is what Jake had to say to the the N.Y. post about the tape: "Yes, a video was stolen - but let it be in the public eye. It doesn't really affect my life; it's Ms. Murphy who has to worry. I'm sick of her bullshit."
"She barely lets me see our daughter, Dylan. The most I see Dylan these days is in the pages of Vogue — something Carolyn promised she'd never do. Carolyn is as fake as her new tits. She's just about the almighty dollar."

Carolyn Murphy on the cover of SI

Bad taste joke
Heard this joke the other day, yes it's in bad taste but that's what makes it funny

This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!
So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?
The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!
So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.
The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?
The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.

and to counteract the bad with some good, here's some nice urban starlets
Asian rookie Lily
Ebony rookie Nyesha