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November 18, 2005

Paris crashing

Not the city in France, let them burn for all I care, it's Paris Hilton and her new boyfriend Stavros "Nacho" Niarchos banging up his Bentley trying to get away from the paparazzi. Nacho in a bid to hide from the photographers puts a jacket over his head and tries to drive away... Not the brightest light bulb, thank god he's loaded with family money.

Nacho crashing his Bentley video

Stupid quotes
Rod Stewart's opinion on blow
“It was different in my days because it was all so much purer, Now these dealers mix it with salt, washing-up powder, anything they can get their hands on. Kids just don’t know what they’re taking. It used to be a great novelty. Now it seems every Tom, Dick and Harry can get their hands on it because it’s become so widespread.”

Kevin Federline rap
If this ever becomes #1 on Billboard then I'll know the end of the world is near.
Kevin rapping

Desperate Housewives titties
Here's a collection of tits from the desperate housewives. Sadly the only one missing is Eva Longoria but there isn't much to see on her. If anyone has a tit glimpse picture of Eva send it over to me at voxpic@gmail.com
Felicity Huffman

Marcia Cross

Nicolette Sheridan

Terry Hatcher

Dirty Hoe
The literal meaning of dirty hoe, better douse in bleach before the porn shoot.

Dirty hoe video

Courtesy of Jordan over at Bang Bros.