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December 06, 2005

Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah

"Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah." - 50 Cent

Fuck street creds when you can earn $500k for less than 30 minutes of performance at a Bat mitzvah which 50 cent performed at for multi-millionaire David H. Brooks daughter, who ironically owns a company that produces bullet proof vests. Other celebrities bought for the party included Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks, Joe Perry and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. Me think dad paid for these performers for himself, what with the $10 million reportedly shelled out for the party.

NY daily insiders at the party had this to say: At one point, I'm told, one of Fitty's beefy bodyguards blocked shots of his boss performing and batted down the kids' cameras, shouting "No pictures! No pictures!" - even preventing Brooks' personal videographers and photographers from capturing 50 Cent's bat-miztvah moment.

"Fitty and his posse smelled like an open bottle of Hennessy," a witness told told me, adding that when the departing rapper prepared to enter his limo in the loading dock, a naked woman was spotted inside.

Here's a "no picture" picture of 50 cent performance at the party in question.

And while on rappers, here's the exclusive picture of The game new home in a whitey neighborhood which I mentioned in last weeks post.

Kate Moss topless video
Here's what happens to Kate Moss when you take her coke stash away...

Kate Moss topless video

You know I'm just having fun. Kate is supposedly doing fine after her stint at a rehab clinic, but can't say the same about her druggie boyfriend (ex, as she just dumped him) Pete Doherty. Pete went into rehab and only lasted a week before running away and then getting caught with some crack cocaine.

Kelly Brooke Topless Holiday
Never heard of her, but she's some British TV personality/model

Jennifer Aniston topless lawsuit
Smoking gun is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is suing some paparazzi over some topless pictures he took of her while sun bathing in her yard.
No I don't have the latest ones and I'm not sure if I would want to post them if I did, her pit bull lawyers are on a quest to scare the shit out of anyone who dares print them... But I do have one taken two years ago.

Thanks Joe for sending in the link.

Google videos
I'm starting to like this Google video feature, you find the kookiest people thinking they have a shred of talent.
My songing practice

Funny joke
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there ! are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity? The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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