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January 20, 2006

I'd grope Scarlett

Did you catch this weeks Golden Globe awards? I sure as hell didn't, not with "24" being broadcast at the same time over at Fox. I really can't stand any award show but the curiosity got to me and I switched over during commercial breaks and caught a glimpse of these highlights:

Reese Witherspoon's looked marvelous in her Chanel dress. just a shame that Kirsten Dunst wore the EXACT SAME ONE back in 2003 for the same award show.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers long drawn out thank you speech... but he did forget to thank his dealer, the guy looked pretty blitzed.

What the fuck was Drew Barrymore thinking wearing that puke green outfit, does she not have any mirrors in her house?

The highlight for pretty much the whole show was Scarlett Johansen getting groped by the gay reporter.
If your gay then it's all good to grope women, here's the video.

Scarlett Johansen groped by a gay guy

WWE Lita tit slip
Is the WWE still a PG rated show or have they switched format and are now R rated?
Edge having sex with Lita in the middle of the stage on last weeks Raw is pushing it, what next? will they have a circle jerk or how about a 12 man gang bang?
Here's the clip in question with Lita exposing her tit to a live broadcast.
No surprise that WWE had it's highest rating in over two years with that " live " sex act.

Lita tit slip

Thanks to Rob for the video clip

Public message announcement

Back from the dead
"Axl Rose at a KoRn launch party on January 13th, 2006 - the first time the reclusive rock star has been photographed in years."

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Reader mail
My e-mail is fuxored right now, I'm receiving them but can't seem to send out so here's a question I received this week from Michael.

subject: Henry Hill
message: is there really a tape of him getting raped?? he said there was on the stern show today thank you.

- You're one sick puppy if you think I'd post something like that on this site... And I have no idea who Henry Hill is.

See ya till the next update.