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March 31, 2006

I suck at updates.

The e-mails are in and I royally suck by all the messages received. So the question is why did it take 3 weeks for an update? I just figured everyone enjoyed seeing Lindsay Lohan giving the finger for a couple of more weeks. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Dell is for porno
It's true, why else get a computer?

Dell is for porno video

Kelly Monaco nude
I've been told that this chick was in some show called "Dancing with the stars" and in "General Hospital".
Nice fake titties, not too sure about that bush.

What ever happened to....
Austin the red power ranger?
After years of wearing red tights, he got into the lucrative career of gay porn.

Whitney Houston is still a crack head
Surprising she is still alive but can she get any worse. Pretty good odds is yes.
The sun had this to report:
" Whitney Houston has spiralled into a world of squalor and degradation on deadly crack — as the shocking pictures in today's Sun newspaper reveal.
It shows the disgusting mess in the singer’s bathroom after a drug binge.
Drug paraphernalia including a crack-smoking pipe, rolling papers, cocaine-caked spoons and cigarette ends are strewn across the surface tops."

Nicolette Sheridan sucks in bed
I don't mean she give great head, the seductress she plays on "Desperate housewives" is a total bore in bed her ex-fiancee Nicklas Soderblom claims.
The jilted lover told the London Mirror: "She uses her sexuality to get what she wants and as soon as the ring is on her finger, she stops wanting to have sex. She's afraid of commitment."

Niklas also feel sorry for her new Lover Michael Bolton: “I feel sorry for Michael,” he said, “because I think he really loves her. But I know there's no way in hell a relationship is going to work with Nicolette Sheridan."

- Micheal will do just fine, he doesn't need any sweet lovin from Nicolette.. He's gay!

Having a bad day?
Can't be as bad as this guy...

Link Baiting

This guy was the inspiration to the movie "40 year old virgin"

Fake tits are banned from space. Got implants? you can forget about ever being an astronaut.

Kayla Banks Soon to be my future wife. (just kidding babe!)