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April 19, 2006

Katie Holmes gives birth

Katie Holmes finally popped her baby last night to a healthy 7lb 7oz girl.
A publicist flak revealed that the baby's name is Suri which in Hebrew means "Princess" or "Red Rose" in Farsi. One other meaning in Japanese is "pickpocket".
No confirmation from Daddy Tom Cruise if he actually ate the placenta.
-mmm.. Yummy with a glass of Chianti

Now that the baby is out the frenzy for the first news media to get a picture has started with reported bounties in the millions. Us Weekly senior West Coast editor Ian Drew has said: "This could go from anywhere from $3 to $5 million, depending on the bidding war that ensues,"
I'm willing to pay a whopping $25 for an exclusive and not a penny more.
in other baby news, Brooke Shield also popped one out yesterday but nobody cares.

T00L's 10,000 Days sneak peak

Tool's much anticipated new album will be released May 2nd with the first single titled "Vicarious" hitting the radio any day soon. Here a sneak peak at what the new CD artwork will look like.

Vicarious - Tool's first single (9 mbs)

No Colin Farrel sex tape

Colin Farrel and Nicole Narain have settled over a sex tape they made 3 years ago.
"We worked out our differences and settled. Both parties are happy," said the lawyer of Farrell's former girlfriend Nicole Narain.
He added that the terms of the agreement were "confidential".
Colin has fought hard against any distribution of the tape in fear that it may damage his career.
Kind of late now that the tape has been leaked on the net. Remember kids, once it's on the net it stays on the net.

5 reasons why Paula Abdul has a drinking problem

That's it Paula, admit you have a problem so you can be one step closer to recovery.

Paula Abdul drinking problems

Open letter to President Bush

Dear President Bush,

I am about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. (where I am a citizen) into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So would you mind telling your buddy, Presidente Vicente Fox, that I am on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for me and my entire family.

2. English speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch while they attend your schools at your cost.

8. Please make them eligible for government scholarships and student loans for college, should we stay illegally for a longer period of time. Make sure they do not try to collect and money from the loans, as we have no intention of repaying them.

9. I will need a Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.

10. I do not plan to have any auto insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

11. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Presidente Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

12. I plan to fly the US flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

13. I would also like to have a nice job without paying taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

14. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request, because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the USA from Mexico. I am sure that Presidente Fox won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Sincerely,

A US citizen

- The irony is that being an illegal alien in Mexico is a felony and will get you 2 years in a luxurious mexican prison, unless you're American then you get kicked out right away.

Link baiting

How stupid do you have to be to pay $399 a month for webmail? Well some joker thinks if your a millionaire you won't mind. Sucker millionaire

Brandi Belle is no ordinary solo girl, she's very naughty.

I won!

Guess what I'll be doing all week end...